Cats Quotes

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

In Sycamore Square At the crack of dawn The white cats play On the grey green lawn; One is the owner Of Number Three And the other pretends To belong to me.

Women, poets, and especially artists, like cats; delicate natures only can realize their sensitive nervous systems.

There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.

You can’t own a cat. The best you can do is be partners.

Ye shall not possess any beast, my dear sisters, except only a cat. (ca. 1300)

Cats aren’t clean, they’re just covered with cat spit.

I like little Pussy, her coat is so warm; And if I don’t hurt her She’ll do me no harm. So I’ll not pull her tail Nor drive her away And pussy and I Together will stay.

You have to remember that men are a lot like cats. When one of them offers you a dead rodent, it’s the most valuable gift he can think of. (Catwoman)