I love cats, but I can never eat a whole one.
Cats Quotes
Remember the cat who discovered happiness was in its tail. He could never catch it, but when he ignored it, it followed him everywhere.
If there was any petting to be done, he chose to do it. Often he would sit looking at me, and then, moved by a delicate affection, come and pull at my coat and sleeve until he could touch my face with his nose, and then go away contented.
It’s always darkest before you step on the cat.
I wish you could see the two cats drowsing side by side in a Victorian chair, their paws, their ears, their tails complementally adjusted, their blue eyes blinking open on a single thought of when I shall remember it’s their suppertime. They might have been composed by Bach for two flutes.
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Women are like cats, mister… you must take ’em the way of the fur. That’s my idea. When you get married, you learn how to stroke your missus. Then you just sit back and watch her purr.
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
In Sycamore Square At the crack of dawn The white cats play On the grey green lawn; One is the owner Of Number Three And the other pretends To belong to me.
