Cats Quotes

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.

I saw the most beautiful cat today. It was sitting by the side of the road, its two front feet neatly and graciously together. Then it gravely swished around its tail to completely encircle itself. It was so fit and beautifully neat, that gesture, and so self-satisfied, so complacent.

It’s funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn’t it?

For me, one of the pleasures of cats’ company is their devotion to bodily comfort.

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.

When your cat rubs the side of its face along your leg, it’s affectionately marking you with its scent, identifying you as its private property, saying, in effect, ‘You belong to me’.

Humans, eh? Think they’re lords of creation. Not like us cats. We “know” we are. Ever see a cat feed a human? Case proven.

Cats have it all – admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.

In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.