Chocolate Quotes

What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.

Would raise a glass of champagne, but I don’t drink… won’t thank the great Mojo since I’m an atheist. But there’s always chocolate.

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?

Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.

I never met a piece of chocolate I didn’t like.

Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting.

It (mercury) could be taken internally, for example: one eighteenth-century recipe called for mixing the liquid metal with hot chocolate, though the author cautioned against this exotic beverage because he felt that the “chocolate” was too dangerous for those afflicted with the French disease.

Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.

Those who favour dark chocolate have little patience with cute candy.