Chocolate Quotes

Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn’t like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.

The confection made of Cacao called Chocolate or Chocoletto which may be had in divers places in London, at reasonable rates, is of wonderful efficacy for the procreation of children : for it not only vehemently incites to Venus, but causes conception in women… and besides that it preserves health, for it makes such as […]

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.

It’s not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let’s face it, far more reliable than a man.

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can’t remember what they are.

The main chemical released to give you a feeling of being in love is PEA (phenylethylamine) which is related to amphetamines and is found in chocolate. This is one of the chemicals that makes your heart race, hands sweat, pupils dilate and gives butterflies in the stomach. Adrenalin is also released, speeding up your heart, […]

All you really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. (“Peanuts”)

What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.

Would raise a glass of champagne, but I don’t drink… won’t thank the great Mojo since I’m an atheist. But there’s always chocolate.

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?