Chocolate Quotes

It (mercury) could be taken internally, for example: one eighteenth-century recipe called for mixing the liquid metal with hot chocolate, though the author cautioned against this exotic beverage because he felt that the “chocolate” was too dangerous for those afflicted with the French disease.

Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting.

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.

Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.

Those who favour dark chocolate have little patience with cute candy.

There always seems to be someone looking over your shoulder – just waiting for an opportunity to lecture on The Darker Side of Chocolate.

Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn’t like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.

The confection made of Cacao called Chocolate or Chocoletto which may be had in divers places in London, at reasonable rates, is of wonderful efficacy for the procreation of children : for it not only vehemently incites to Venus, but causes conception in women… and besides that it preserves health, for it makes such as […]

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.

It’s not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let’s face it, far more reliable than a man.