If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?
Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.
I never met a piece of chocolate I didn’t like.
It (mercury) could be taken internally, for example: one eighteenth-century recipe called for mixing the liquid metal with hot chocolate, though the author cautioned against this exotic beverage because he felt that the “chocolate” was too dangerous for those afflicted with the French disease.
Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting.
As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.
Those who favour dark chocolate have little patience with cute candy.
There always seems to be someone looking over your shoulder – just waiting for an opportunity to lecture on The Darker Side of Chocolate.
Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn’t like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.