Chocolate Quotes

It’s not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let’s face it, far more reliable than a man.

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can’t remember what they are.

The main chemical released to give you a feeling of being in love is PEA (phenylethylamine) which is related to amphetamines and is found in chocolate. This is one of the chemicals that makes your heart race, hands sweat, pupils dilate and gives butterflies in the stomach. Adrenalin is also released, speeding up your heart, […]

All you really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. (“Peanuts”)

What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.

Would raise a glass of champagne, but I don’t drink… won’t thank the great Mojo since I’m an atheist. But there’s always chocolate.

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?

Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.