Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.
Chocolate Quotes
Those who favour dark chocolate have little patience with cute candy.
There always seems to be someone looking over your shoulder – just waiting for an opportunity to lecture on The Darker Side of Chocolate.
Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn’t like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.
The confection made of Cacao called Chocolate or Chocoletto which may be had in divers places in London, at reasonable rates, is of wonderful efficacy for the procreation of children : for it not only vehemently incites to Venus, but causes conception in women… and besides that it preserves health, for it makes such as […]
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
It’s not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let’s face it, far more reliable than a man.
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can’t remember what they are.
