Never try to guess your wife’s size. Just buy her anything marked ‘petite’ and hold on to the receipt.
Clothes Quotes
Although the Sun May Shine, Leave Not Thy Cloak at Home.
I have only one coat. I eat the same food and am dressed in the same tatters as my humble herdsmen.
In olden days a glimpse of stocking Was looked on as something shocking, But now, God knows, Anything Goes.
What would a man be – what would any man be – without his clothes? As soon as one stops and thinks about that proposition, one realizes that without his clothes a man would be nothing at all; that the clothes do not merely make the man, the clothes are the man; that without them […]
Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.
You cannot make a pair of croak-voiced Daleks appear benevolent even if you dress one of them in an Armani suit and call the other Marmaduke.
Titles- another artificiality- are a part of clothing. They and the (clothes) conceal the wearer’s inferiority and make him seem great and a wonder, when at bottom there is nothing remarkable about him.
A sensational event was changing from the brown suit to the gray the contents of his pockets. He was earnest about these objects. They were of eternal importance, like baseball or the Republican Party… Most significant of all was his loose-leaf pocket note-book, that modern and efficient note-book which contained the addresses of people whom […]
No man is esteemed for gay garments but by fools and women.
