I like my coffee like I like my women. Weak, bitter and transparent.
Coffee Quotes
Me and a book is a party. Me, a book and a coffee is an orgy.
COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.
Tastes like it run offa Luther’s boots.
There are no gods in my coffee cup.
Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm.
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Black as the Devil, sweet as a stolen kiss. (translated as “no milk, two sugars”)
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
