Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.
Tastes like it run offa Luther’s boots.
There are no gods in my coffee cup.
Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm.
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Black as the Devil, sweet as a stolen kiss. (translated as “no milk, two sugars”)
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.