Democrat Quotes

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.

I’m from the Democratic party-wing of the Democratic Party.

A Democrat will plunge into a raging water to save a victim in distress. A Republican will stay on the shore and explain that it’s really in the victim’s best interest to save himself.

You’ve got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you’ve got to be a humorist to stay one.

Stand up, Alfred Packer, you voracious man-eating son of a bitch. There were seven Democrats in Hinsdale Country and you ate five of them! I sentence you to hang until you are dead, dead as a warning against reducing the Democratic population of the state.

There are two opposite reasons for being a democrat. You may think all men so good that they deserve a share in the government of the commonwealth, and so wise that the commonwealth needs their advice. That is, in my opinion, the false, romantic doctrine of democracy. On the other hand, you may believe fallen […]

Papers today say “what would Lincoln do today?” Well in the first place he wouldn’t chop any wood, he would trade in his ax on a Ford. Being a Republican he would vote the Democratic ticket. Being in sympathy for the under dog he would be classed as a radical Progressive. Having a sense of […]

You might be a Democrat if: You think “ethics” is an eastern European country. You’ve named your kids with hyphenated first and last names. You’ve tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were only willing to redistribute their wealth. You’ve ever referred to someone as a “bigot or Nazi” You’ve ever tried […]

Although to the casual glance Republicans and Democrats may appear to be almost indistinguishable, here are some hints that should help with positive identification. The people you see coming out of white wooden churches are Republican. Republicans are likely to have fewer but larger debts that cause them no concern. Democrats owe a lot of […]