Papers today say “what would Lincoln do today?” Well in the first place he wouldn’t chop any wood, he would trade in his ax on a Ford. Being a Republican he would vote the Democratic ticket. Being in sympathy for the under dog he would be classed as a radical Progressive. Having a sense of […]
Democrat Quotes
You might be a Democrat if: You think “ethics” is an eastern European country. You’ve named your kids with hyphenated first and last names. You’ve tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were only willing to redistribute their wealth. You’ve ever referred to someone as a “bigot or Nazi” You’ve ever tried […]
Although to the casual glance Republicans and Democrats may appear to be almost indistinguishable, here are some hints that should help with positive identification. The people you see coming out of white wooden churches are Republican. Republicans are likely to have fewer but larger debts that cause them no concern. Democrats owe a lot of […]
Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion.
Join the Republican party if you cannot abide Democrats. You will probably loathe Republicans just as much, but there are fewer of them.
God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat.
Democrats leave the dishes in the drying rack in the sink overnight. Republicans put the dishes away every night Democrats love television, and watch a lot of it. Republicans hate television. They watch a lot of it, too. Democrats usually write with a pencil. Republicans use pens. Republicans have dinner between seven and eight. Democrats […]
Republicans say that Democrats want a huge, monolithic federal institution that will compromise personal liberty and freedom by controlling individuals’ lives with intrusive policies and a dictatorial agenda. Republicans, of course, believe that is the job of organized religion.
As people do better, they start voting like Republicans – unless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing.
Both sides cheat; it is simply the Democrats, having more experience, are more artful about it.
