Devil Quotes

Satan hasn’t a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million.

There is nothing in this planet’s history, biblical or otherwise, or knowledge from any source, that remotely alludes to the possibility that the poor devil ever stole a pin or killed a living soul. In fact, he never killed a fly, or hurt a single individual, man or beast. He never lost his temper, told […]

The devil is in the details, and everything we do in the military is a detail.

Who prays for Satan? Who, in 1,800 years, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

The devil dances in an empty pocket.

Casting out devils is mere juggling; they never cast out any but what they first cast in.

How lucky Adam was. He knew when he said a good thing, nobody had said it before. Adam was not alone in the Garden of Eden, however, and does not deserve all the credit; much is due to Eve, the first woman, and Satan, the first consultant.

The Devil takes the hindmost.

I have no doubt the Devil grins, As seas of ink I spatter. Ye gods, forgive my “literary” sins – The other kind don’t matter.

We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talent.