Divorce Quotes

Some Pharisees came to him to test him. They asked, “Is it lawful for a man to divorce his wife for any and every reason?” – “Haven’t you read,” he replied, “that at the beginning the Creator ‘made them male and female,’ and said, ‘For this reason a man will leave his father and mother […]

There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead’s.

When two divorced people marry, four people get into bed.

The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce.

There is no fury like an ex-wife searching for a new lover.

They asked her (Ruth Graham) did she ever think about divorce and she said, ‘No, I’ve never thought of divorce in all these 35 years of marriage, but,’ she said, ‘I did think of murder a few times.’

There is a rhythm to the ending of a marriage just like the rhythm of a courtship – only backward. You try to start again but get into blaming over and over. Finally, you are both worn out, exhausted, hopeless. Then lawyers are called in to pick clean the corpses. The death has occurred much […]

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

Divorce is born of perverted morals and leads to vicious habits.

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.