Divorce Quotes

The American mindset, it’s like 99 percent female custody. My expectation is to say, “Look, we ain’t gonna be playing these little games.”

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

Divorce is born of perverted morals and leads to vicious habits.

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

Divorces are made in heaven.

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.

Some Pharisees came to him to test him. They asked, “Is it lawful for a man to divorce his wife for any and every reason?” – “Haven’t you read,” he replied, “that at the beginning the Creator ‘made them male and female,’ and said, ‘For this reason a man will leave his father and mother […]

There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead’s.

When two divorced people marry, four people get into bed.

The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce.