Divorce Quotes

There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead’s.

When two divorced people marry, four people get into bed.

The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce.

I swear, if you existed I’d divorce you.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there’s less of you.

Divorce is defeat.

The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.