Divorce Quotes

Divorces are made in heaven.

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.

Some Pharisees came to him to test him. They asked, “Is it lawful for a man to divorce his wife for any and every reason?” – “Haven’t you read,” he replied, “that at the beginning the Creator ‘made them male and female,’ and said, ‘For this reason a man will leave his father and mother […]

I swear, if you existed I’d divorce you.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there’s less of you.

Divorce is defeat.

The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.