Dogs Quotes

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

A really companionable and indispensable dog is an accident of nature. You can’t get it by breeding for it, and you can’t buy it with money. It just happens along.

Am I a dog, that you come to me with sticks? (Goliath to David)

When a man’s dog turns against him it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama.

Lots of people have a rug. Very few have a pug.

As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly. (Psalms 26:11)

I have nothing against little dogs that look like dust mops. I’m sure they make wonderful pets and companions. Even fierce watchdogs, should your home be invaded by midget burglars… If I owned one of the tiny fuzzy dogs, I would spray it with Endust and use it to clean under the beds… I’d tie […]

If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman’s pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.

When a dog runs at you, whistle for him.

No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.