It is fatal to let any dog know that he is funny, for he immediately loses his head and starts hamming it up.
Dogs Quotes
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. He’s gone now.
The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.
The one absolute, unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world – the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous – is his dog.
I put contact lenses in my dog’s eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.
Recollect that the Almighty, who gave the dog to be companion of our pleasures and our toils, hath invested him with a nature noble and incapable of deceit.
While he knows a little poodle English, he responds quickly only to commands in French. Otherwise he has to translate, and that slows him down.
The more I know men, the more I like my dog. (attributed)
You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.
