I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it’s a man or a dog; it’s best for every day.
Dogs Quotes
A dog, I will maintain, is a very tolerable judge of beauty, as appears from the fact that any liberally educated dog does, in a general way, prefer a woman to a man.
I have nothing against little dogs that look like dust mops. I’m sure they make wonderful pets and companions. Even fierce watchdogs, should your home be invaded by midget burglars… If I owned one of the tiny fuzzy dogs, I would spray it with Endust and use it to clean under the beds… I’d tie […]
If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman’s pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.
When a dog runs at you, whistle for him.
No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.
My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!
I have heard of a dog that barked at every stranger who approached his master’s premises with clothes on, but was easily quieted by a naked thief.
I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? (Homer Simpson)
