Dogs Quotes

Ask my dog: if he say ay, it will; if he say no, it will; if he shake his tail and say nothing, it will. (The Two Gentlemen of Verona)

Dogs, the foremost snobs in creation, are quick to notice the difference between a well-clad and a disreputable stranger.

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer.

I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it’s a man or a dog; it’s best for every day.

A dog, I will maintain, is a very tolerable judge of beauty, as appears from the fact that any liberally educated dog does, in a general way, prefer a woman to a man.

I have nothing against little dogs that look like dust mops. I’m sure they make wonderful pets and companions. Even fierce watchdogs, should your home be invaded by midget burglars… If I owned one of the tiny fuzzy dogs, I would spray it with Endust and use it to clean under the beds… I’d tie […]

If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman’s pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.

When a dog runs at you, whistle for him.

No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.

My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!