Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? (Homer Simpson)
Dogs Quotes
Poodles always listen attentively while being scolded, looking innocent, bewildered, and misunderstood.
First you learn a new language, profanity; and second you learn not to discipline your dogs when you’re mad, and that’s most of the time when you’re training dogs. (trainer of Alaskan Huskies)
It is pretty hard to make the tail wag the dog.
The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals.
Happiness is a warm puppy. (“Peanuts”)
The sun doesn’t shine on the same dog every day. But we sure as heck didn’t expect a near-total eclipse.
I have always thought of a dog lover as a dog that was in love with another dog.
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There’s so little hope for advancement. (Snoopy, “Peanuts”)
That indefatigable and unsavory engine of pollution, the dog.
