The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother – and they’ll settle for a puppy every time.
Dogs Quotes
I like dogs better (than people). They give you unconditional love. They either lick your face or bite you, but you always know where they’re coming from. With people, you never know which ones will bite. The difference between dogs and men is that you know where dogs sleep at night.
I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.
It’s a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I’m wearing milk bone underwear. (“Cheers”)
Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring – it was peace.
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
There are dogs you’ve never seen before back here. There are dogs you’ve never heard of before. And, there is a certain snootiness: Pomeranians speak only to Poodles, and Poodles only to God. (on the Westminster Dog Show)
You may have a dog that won’t sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she’s too stupid to learn how but because she’s too smart to bother.
I do honor the very flea of his dog.
