Dogs Quotes

I am his Highness’ dog at Kew; Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?

A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.

Happiness to a dog is what lies on the other side of a door.

When I carefully consider the curious habits of dogs, I am compelled to admit That man is the superior animal. When I consider the curious habits of man, I confess, my friend, I am puzzled.

My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she is not infected with the concept of what I “should” be doing.

Politics are not my concern… they impressed me as a dog’s life without a dog’s decencies.

I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.

There is sorrow enough in the natural way From men and women to fill our day; And when we are certain of sorrow in store, Why do we always arrange for more? Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware Of giving your heart to a dog to tear. Buy a pup and your money will […]

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg.