Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
Dogs Quotes
There are dogs you’ve never seen before back here. There are dogs you’ve never heard of before. And, there is a certain snootiness: Pomeranians speak only to Poodles, and Poodles only to God. (on the Westminster Dog Show)
You may have a dog that won’t sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she’s too stupid to learn how but because she’s too smart to bother.
I do honor the very flea of his dog.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
The more I see of dogs the less I think of men.
I used to look at (my dog) Smokey and think, ‘If you were a little smarter you could tell me what you were thinking,’ and he’d look at me like he was saying, ‘If you were a little smarter, I wouldn’t have to.’
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
All knowledge, the totality of all questions and all answers is contained in the dog.
