Dogs Quotes

We know that the tail must wag the dog, for the horse is drawn by the cart; But the Devil whoops, as he whooped of old: “It’s clever, but is it Art?”

I care not for a man’s religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.

A friend of mine, an American, was once asked to mention the two features of English life which had made the most impression on him. He hesitated a moment, and then he said, “The dogs and the children.” The children apart, it is worth coming to Scotland simply to encounter the very flower of the […]

It follows not, because the hair is rough, the dog’s a savage one.

The only food he has stolen has been down on a coffee table. He claims that he genuinely believed it to be a table meant for dogs.

They (dogs) never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.

If dogs talked, one of them would be president by now. Everybody likes dogs.

A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.

Elizabeth’s back at the Red Cross, and I’m walking the dog. (describing life after the elections, 1997)

I can see stopping a car for a dog. But a cat? You squish a cat and go on.