I used to look at (my dog) Smokey and think, ‘If you were a little smarter you could tell me what you were thinking,’ and he’d look at me like he was saying, ‘If you were a little smarter, I wouldn’t have to.’
Dogs Quotes
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
All knowledge, the totality of all questions and all answers is contained in the dog.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
What we can we will be, Honest Englishmen. Do the work that’s nearest, Though it’s dull at whiles, Helping, when we meet them, Lame dogs over stiles.
No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
The little toy dog is covered with dust, But sturdy and stanch he stands; And the little toy soldier is red with rust, And the musket moulds in his hands. Time was when the little toy dog was new, And the soldier was passing fair; And that was the time when our Little Boy Blue […]
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
