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Horn, corn, wool, and yarn! (Scottish toast)

One evening in October, when I was one-third sober, An’ taking home a ‘load’ with manly pride; My poor feet began to stutter, so I lay down in the gutter, And a pig came up an’ lay down by my side; Then we sang ‘It’s all fair weather when good fellows get together,’ Till a […]

One reason why I don’t drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time.