Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others.

I crossed into alcoholism when I was about 25 because I was drinking every day.

If I didn’t get discovered, I’d be working in a bar like my Mom.

I think there’s some sort of divine reason that I got sober when I did, because I had to do the work. I don’t know where I’d be, if I didn’t.

Ideas of Paradise are exceedingly various. To the Ancients Paradise meant a dolce far niente in the Elysian fields…. The Scythians believed in a Paradise of immortal drunkenness and drinking blood out of the skulls of their enemies…. To some I believe Paradise means yachting, and for my own part, I think a 200 ton […]

What soberness conceals, Drunkenness reveals.

Draft beer, not people!

On Drinking – stop at three, for the fourth is ours no longer, but belongs to Hubris. The fifth belongs to yelling, the sixth to prancing about, the seventh to black eyes. The eighth brings the watch, the ninth vomiting and the tenth, insanity and hurling the furniture.

He’d drink the piss from a brewer’s horse.