Drink- Drinking- Drunk Quotes

On Drinking – stop at three, for the fourth is ours no longer, but belongs to Hubris. The fifth belongs to yelling, the sixth to prancing about, the seventh to black eyes. The eighth brings the watch, the ninth vomiting and the tenth, insanity and hurling the furniture.

He’d drink the piss from a brewer’s horse.

The best cure for drunkenness is whilst sober, to observe a drunken person.

What is said when drunk has been thought out beforehand.

Drinking a little too much is drinking a great deal too much.

O Strangers! By Anacreon’s tomb who pass, Shed o’er it wine, in life he lov’d his glass.

It’s the first drop that destroys you – there’s no harm at all in the last.

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven!

An Irishman is never drunk as long as – He can hold onto one blade of grass and not – Fall off the face of the earth.

When money’s tight and hard to get – and your horse is also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt a pint of plain is your only man.