Fathers - Fatherhood Quotes

Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.

It is a wise father that knows his own child. (“The Merchant of Venice”)

I have found the very best way to advise your children is to find out what they want to do and advise them to do it.

Any fool can have a child. That doesn’t make you a father. It’s the courage to raise a child that makes you a father.

Having children is like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

The nature of impending fatherhood is that you are doing something that you’re unqualified to do, and then you become qualified while doing it.

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father’s protection.

A father carries pictures where his money used to be.

My mother and father didn’t love each other, so they were always fighting.