When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the genuine tinsel underneath.
It’s a great place to live, but I wouldn’t want to visit there.” (On Hollywood)
Hollywood is like being nowhere and talking to nobody about nothing.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlast milk.
Attaining success in Hollywood is like climbing a gigantic mountain of cow flop in order to pluck one perfect rose from the summit. And you find after you’ve made that hideous ascent – you’ve lost your sense of smell!
Too many freeways, too much sun, too much abnormality taken normally, too many pink stucco houses and pink stucco consciences. (on Hollywood)
Isn’t Hollywood a dump-in the human sense of the word. A hideous town, pointed up by the insulting gardens of its rich, full of the human spirit at a new low of debasement.
After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood.
Hollywood will accept two-faced people, but they won’t accept people with two chins.
Hollywood died on me as soon as I got there.