Hollywood Quotes

Hollywood: Ten million dollars’ worth of intricate and highly ingenious machinery, functioning elaborately to put skin on baloney.

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of a fruit fly, and still have room left for three caraway seeds and an agent’s heart.

I am sick of hearing about Hollywood being against this war. Hollywood’s heavy hitters, the real power brokers and cover-of-the- magazine stars, have been largely silent on this issue. But Hollywood, the concept, has always been a popular target. I remember when the Columbine High School shootings happened. President Clinton criticized Hollywood for contributing to […]

When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the genuine tinsel underneath.

It’s a great place to live, but I wouldn’t want to visit there.” (On Hollywood)

Hollywood is like being nowhere and talking to nobody about nothing.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlast milk.

Attaining success in Hollywood is like climbing a gigantic mountain of cow flop in order to pluck one perfect rose from the summit. And you find after you’ve made that hideous ascent – you’ve lost your sense of smell!

Too many freeways, too much sun, too much abnormality taken normally, too many pink stucco houses and pink stucco consciences. (on Hollywood)

Isn’t Hollywood a dump-in the human sense of the word. A hideous town, pointed up by the insulting gardens of its rich, full of the human spirit at a new low of debasement.