House Quotes

One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my way around. I made a sandwich and took fifty pictures of my face. The neighbors thought there was lightning in my house.

He that troubleth his own house Shall inherit the wind. (Proverbs 11:29)

Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock. (Matthew 7:24)

It is better to go to the house of mourning, than to go to the house of feasting. (Ecclesiastes 7:2)

It takes a heap of girls to make a home a house.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t.

A house divided against itself cannot stand.

Smoke, rain, and a scolding wife, are three bad things in a house.