House Quotes

It takes a heap of girls to make a home a house.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t.

A house divided against itself cannot stand.

Smoke, rain, and a scolding wife, are three bad things in a house.

No one can say of this house, “There is no trouble here.”

You may laugh at a friend’s roof; don’t laugh at his sleeping accomodation.

The house does not rest upon the ground, but upon a woman.

Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house.