House Quotes

Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house.

Who does not know how terrible are those preparations for house-moving; – how infinite in number are the articles which must be packed, how inexpressibly uncomfortable is the period of packing, and how poor and tawdry is the aspect of one’s belongings when they are thus in a state of dislocation.

It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.

One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my way around. I made a sandwich and took fifty pictures of my face. The neighbors thought there was lightning in my house.

He that troubleth his own house Shall inherit the wind. (Proverbs 11:29)

Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock. (Matthew 7:24)

People who live in glass houses don’t have much of a sex life.

If our house be on fire, without inquiring whether it was fired from within or without, we must try to extinguish it.

A house that does not have one warm, comfy chair in it is soulless.

House, n. A hollow edifice erected for the habitation of man, rat, mouse, beetle, cockroach, fly, mosquito, flea, bacillus and microbe.