Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she’s a householder.
Housework Quotes
Every cock is proud on his own dung hill.
I would be content being a housewife if I could find the kind of man who wouldn’t treat me like one.
I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible.
A tidy house holds a bored woman.
Each suburban housewife spends her time presiding over a power plant sufficient to have staffed one palace of a Roman emperor with a hundred slaves.
Life is like an oven. It burns my buns.
Elbow -grease is the best polish.
The important thing about women today is, as they get older, they still keep house. It’s one reason why they don’t die, but men die when they retire. Women just polish the teacups.
All night and all day, from corner to center, Forever at war and forever alert, No rest for an hour lest the enemy enter – I spend my whole life in a struggle with dirt.
