People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing’s as eternal as the dishes.
Housework Quotes
Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she’s a householder.
Every cock is proud on his own dung hill.
I would be content being a housewife if I could find the kind of man who wouldn’t treat me like one.
I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible.
A tidy house holds a bored woman.
To a woman the house is life militant; to a man it is life in repose.
Woman’s work! Housework’s the hardest work in the world. That’s why men won’t do it.
Conran’s rule of housework: it expands to fill the time available plus half an hour.
I’m a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
