Housework Quotes

Helping his wife wash the dishes, a minister protested, “This isn’t a man’s job.” “Oh yes it is,” his wife retorted, quoting 2 Kings 21:13: “I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish, wiping it, and turning it upside down.”

All work and no pay makes a housewife.

To a woman the house is life militant; to a man it is life in repose.

Woman’s work! Housework’s the hardest work in the world. That’s why men won’t do it.

Conran’s rule of housework: it expands to fill the time available plus half an hour.

I’m a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it.

The labor of women in the house, certainly, enables men to produce more wealth than they otherwise could; and in this way women are economic factors in society. But so are horses.

Housekeeping ain’t no joke.

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.