My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first – hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Housework Quotes
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.
Housework can kill you if done right.
The average man has a carefully cultivated ignorance about household matters – from what to do with the crumbs to the grocer’s telephone number – a sort of cheerful inefficiency which protects him.
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I’ve ever seen that I didn’t have to clean.
A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life: he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days.
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you?
Housework is what woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it.
Helping his wife wash the dishes, a minister protested, “This isn’t a man’s job.” “Oh yes it is,” his wife retorted, quoting 2 Kings 21:13: “I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish, wiping it, and turning it upside down.”
All work and no pay makes a housewife.
