Humor Quotes

If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed.

I am not sure what this is, but an ‘F’ would only dignify it.

I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.

Unbeknownst to most historians, Einstein started down the road of professional basketball before an ankle injury diverted him to science. (“The Far Side”)

I once worked as a salesman and was very independent. I took orders from no one.

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry. (“Far Side”)

That is the best – to laugh with someone because you both think the same things are funny.

I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at.