Unbeknownst to most historians, Einstein started down the road of professional basketball before an ankle injury diverted him to science. (“The Far Side”)
Humor Quotes
I once worked as a salesman and was very independent. I took orders from no one.
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
When your IQ rises to 28, sell.
By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry. (“Far Side”)
Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor.
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things in all literature.
Good humor isn’t a trait of character; it is an art which requires practice.
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman – or the want of it in the man.
