Humor Quotes

Unbeknownst to most historians, Einstein started down the road of professional basketball before an ankle injury diverted him to science. (“The Far Side”)

I once worked as a salesman and was very independent. I took orders from no one.

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry. (“Far Side”)

Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness its poison. (Stanislaus Leszczynski)

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.

It is a difficult thing to like anybody else’s ideas of being funny.

Commander Riker’s easygoing manner and sense of humor is fascinating to me. I believe it to be one reason he is so popular among the crew. It may also be partly responsible for his success in matters of love. There may be a correlation between humor and sex. The need for more research is clearly […]

There is nothing that so much contributes to a survival of the trials and sufferings of the day as a sense of humor. It is like the buffers in the solid train, like the air cushion of a modern field gun. It saves the jolt; it takes up the recoil.