Humor Quotes

Unbeknownst to most historians, Einstein started down the road of professional basketball before an ankle injury diverted him to science. (“The Far Side”)

I once worked as a salesman and was very independent. I took orders from no one.

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry. (“Far Side”)

Good humor isn’t a trait of character; it is an art which requires practice.

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman – or the want of it in the man.

My way of joking is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world.

Managing to have a sense of humor makes it a lot easier to manage people.

Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness its poison. (Stanislaus Leszczynski)