A master of a house, as I have read, must be the first man up and the last in bed.
Husbands Quotes
One of the things every man discovers to his disquiet is that his wife, after the first play-acting is over, regards him essentially as his mother used to regard him – that is, as a self-worshiper who needs to be policed and an idiot who need to be protected. The notion that women “admire” their […]
But oh ye lords of ladies intellectual, Inform us truly – have they not henpecked you all.
Husband and wife come to look alike at last.
The average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with a certain disdain; he is anything but her ideal. In consequence, she cannot help feeling that her children are cruelly handicapped by the fact that he is their father.
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
There is only one thing to do for a man who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.
But of all things that a woman gains by marriage the most valuable is economic security. Such security, of course, is seldom absolute, but usually merely relative: the best provider among husbands may die without enough life insurance, or run off with some preposterous light of love, or become an invalid or insane, or step […]
The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives.
Married men make the best husbands.
