Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offer it to the caresses of a subhumanly ugly mate?
Husbands Quotes
If women believed in their husbands they would be a good deal happier – and also a good deal more foolish.
I was brought up among the sort of self-important women who had a husband as one has an alibi.
Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
Husband: A No. 16 neck in a No. 15 1/2 collar.
Positive reinforcement is hugging your husband when he does a load of laundry. Negative reinforcement is telling him he used too much detergent.
A master of a house, as I have read, must be the first man up and the last in bed.
One of the things every man discovers to his disquiet is that his wife, after the first play-acting is over, regards him essentially as his mother used to regard him – that is, as a self-worshiper who needs to be policed and an idiot who need to be protected. The notion that women “admire” their […]
