Husbands Quotes

I’m 35 years old, I am a father of two, I’m a husband, so it’s just like I have so many lives other than my own that I have to take account for in my choices, my actions, and all of that.

Get thee a good husband and use him as he uses thee. (All’s Well That Ends Well)

Most women have a good deal of pity for some other woman’s husband.

The American girl makes a servant of her husband and then finds him contemptible for being a servant.

There are men designed by nature to be husbands – of men, they are the tamest.

No one in the whole world knows all a man’s bignesses and all his littlenesses as his wife does.

A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant Jewish woman wearing the largest, and most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it. “This is the Klopman diamond,” she said. “It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it.” “What’s the curse?” […]

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?

Better have an old man to humor than a young rake to break your heart.

The true male never yet walked Who liked to listen when his mate talked.