A husband without faults is a dangerous observer. (Marquis of Halifax)
It’s a wise husband who will buy his wife such fine china that she won’t trust him to wash the dishes.
I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face: I had rather lie in the woolen. (Much Ado About Nothing)
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Get thee a good husband and use him as he uses thee. (All’s Well That Ends Well)
Most women have a good deal of pity for some other woman’s husband.
The American girl makes a servant of her husband and then finds him contemptible for being a servant.
There are men designed by nature to be husbands – of men, they are the tamest.
No one in the whole world knows all a man’s bignesses and all his littlenesses as his wife does.
A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant Jewish woman wearing the largest, and most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it. “This is the Klopman diamond,” she said. “It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it.” “What’s the curse?” […]