Husbands Quotes

Husband and wife come to look alike at last.

The average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with a certain disdain; he is anything but her ideal. In consequence, she cannot help feeling that her children are cruelly handicapped by the fact that he is their father.

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

There is only one thing to do for a man who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.

But of all things that a woman gains by marriage the most valuable is economic security. Such security, of course, is seldom absolute, but usually merely relative: the best provider among husbands may die without enough life insurance, or run off with some preposterous light of love, or become an invalid or insane, or step […]

The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives.

Married men make the best husbands.

What is esteemed and valuable, in our materialistic and unintelligent society, is precisely that petty practical efficiency at which men are expert, and which serves them in place of free intelligence. A woman, save she show a masculine strain that verges upon the pathological, cannot hope to challenge men in general in this department, but […]