What’s on your mind? If you’ll forgive the overstatement.
He’s so small, he’s a waste of skin.
He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
I’d call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
When your IQ rises to 28, sell.
A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.
If you would be pungent, be brief; for it is with words as with sunbeams – the more they are condensed, the deeper they burn.