Insults Quotes

Very deep. You should send that into Reader’s Digest, they’ve got a page for people like you.

Young men soon give, and soon forget affronts, Old age is slow in both.

What’s on your mind? If you’ll forgive the overstatement.

He’s so small, he’s a waste of skin.

He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

I’d call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.

If you would be pungent, be brief; for it is with words as with sunbeams – the more they are condensed, the deeper they burn.