Insults Quotes

The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a ‘C,’ the idea must be feasible. (Response of a Yale professor, shown Fred Smith’s early vision of Federal Express)

Deceive the rich and powerful if you will, but don’t insult them.

A knife wound heals; a wound caused by words does not.

He who puts up with insult invites injury.

When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.

He’s so dense, light bends around him.

I’m rubber, you’re glue, it bounces off me and sticks to you.

He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.

If brains were taxed, he’d get a rebate.

Not every ass has long ears.