Names Quotes

Having a stage name is like having a Superman complex. I go into the telephone booth as Eric Bishop and come out as Jamie Foxx.

These days I walk into a room full of people and the only name I can remember is Alzheimer.

Names are not identifiers, only labels for those we identify.

In a famous family named Stein, There’s Gertrude, there’s Ep and there’s Ein. Gert’s poems are bunk, Ep’s sculpture is junk, And nobody understands Ein.

I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

Recycling Tips – Old telephone books make great address books. Just cross out the names of people you don’t know.

A person with a bad name is already half-hanged.

A good name is better than a good face.

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?