Never try to reason the predjudice out of a man. It wasn’t reasoned into him, and cannot be reasoned out.
When pigs fly.
Never say “Oops” in the operating room.
Till the cows come home.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
When the cows come home.
Never run after your own hat- others will be delighted to do it; why spoil their fun?
Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you can do lying down.
Never date a girl named “Ruby.”
Never take the antidote before the poison.