Never Quotes

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with something bigger and heavier.

Never thrust your sickle into another’s corn.

You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

Never fear shadows. They simply mean that there’s a light somewhere nearby.

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her… or something like that.

Never slap a man who chews tobacco.

To learn and never be filled, is wisdom; to teach and never be weary, is love.

If you are never scared, embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take chances.

Never run after buses or women: you’ll always get left behind.