Never Quotes

Never try to reason the predjudice out of a man. It wasn’t reasoned into him, and cannot be reasoned out.

When pigs fly.

Never say “Oops” in the operating room.

Till the cows come home.

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

When the cows come home.

Never run after your own hat- others will be delighted to do it; why spoil their fun?

Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you can do lying down.

Never date a girl named “Ruby.”

Never take the antidote before the poison.