Never slap a man who chews tobacco.
To learn and never be filled, is wisdom; to teach and never be weary, is love.
If you are never scared, embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take chances.
Never run after buses or women: you’ll always get left behind.
Never try to reason the predjudice out of a man. It wasn’t reasoned into him, and cannot be reasoned out.
When pigs fly.
Never say “Oops” in the operating room.
Till the cows come home.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
When the cows come home.