And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons. (Genesis 3:7)
Behold I come as a thief. Blessed is he that watcheth, and keepeth his garments, lest he walk naked, and they see his shame. (Revelation 16:15)
Why is it that most nudists are people you don’t want to see naked?
Nudity is like grapefruit. There is more to it than meets the eye.
Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
It’s not true I had nothing on. I had the radio on. (She was supposed to have said this to a journalist when asked about her Playboy photo. Another version has that she said: “I had on Chanel No. 5.”)
There are people who see nudity in the crotch of every tree.
There are one hundred and ninety-three living species of monkeys and apes. One hundred and ninety-two of them are covered with hair. The exception is a naked ape self-named homo sapiens.
I look at a nude. There are myriads of tiny tints. I must find the ones that will make the flesh on my canvas live and quiver.