A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
Nude Quotes
It’s not true I had nothing on. I had the radio on. (She was supposed to have said this to a journalist when asked about her Playboy photo. Another version has that she said: “I had on Chanel No. 5.”)
There are people who see nudity in the crotch of every tree.
There are one hundred and ninety-three living species of monkeys and apes. One hundred and ninety-two of them are covered with hair. The exception is a naked ape self-named homo sapiens.
The problem with painting a nude… is that it deepens the transaction. You can scrap a painting of someone’s face and it imperils the sitter’s self-esteem less than scrapping a painting of the whole naked body.
When you see a nude infant doing a backward somersault you know why clothing exists.
Would that you could meet the sun and the wind with more of your body and less of your raiment.
Every young sculptor seems to think that he must give the world some specimen of indecorous womanhood, and call it Eve, Venus, a Nymph, or any name that may apologize for a lack of decent clothing.
The Princess Borghese, Bonaparte’s sister, who was no saint, sat to (the artist Antonio) Canova as a reclining Venus, and being asked if she did not feel a little uncomfortable, replied, “No. There was a fire in the room.”
The women suffer’d every part to be examined without the least appearance of bashfulness, and the men absolutely play with their Penis as a child would with any bauble or a man twirl about the key of his watch. (of Aborigines)
