Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.
Nude Quotes
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
It’s not true I had nothing on. I had the radio on. (She was supposed to have said this to a journalist when asked about her Playboy photo. Another version has that she said: “I had on Chanel No. 5.”)
There are people who see nudity in the crotch of every tree.
There is no woman so naked as one you can see to be naked underneath her clothes.
The problem with painting a nude… is that it deepens the transaction. You can scrap a painting of someone’s face and it imperils the sitter’s self-esteem less than scrapping a painting of the whole naked body.
When you see a nude infant doing a backward somersault you know why clothing exists.
Would that you could meet the sun and the wind with more of your body and less of your raiment.
Every young sculptor seems to think that he must give the world some specimen of indecorous womanhood, and call it Eve, Venus, a Nymph, or any name that may apologize for a lack of decent clothing.
The Princess Borghese, Bonaparte’s sister, who was no saint, sat to (the artist Antonio) Canova as a reclining Venus, and being asked if she did not feel a little uncomfortable, replied, “No. There was a fire in the room.”
