Not as bad as you might have expected. (suggested state motto for New Jersey)
Places Quotes
The only bad thing about Spokane is that there’s nothing to do after 10 in the morning.
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and that’s the law.
When the missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said “let us pray.” We closed our eyes. When we opened them, we had the Bible and they had the land.
And it was clear that here (in Egypt)… the East began: in this chaos of uneconomical movement, the self-stimulated din, the sudden feeling of insecurity, the conviction that all men were not brothers and that luggage was in danger.
There’s place and means for every man alive. (All’s Well That Ends Well)
If it would not look too much like showing off, I would tell the reader where New Zealand is. For he is as I was: he thinks he knows.
The bus to Marrakesh, Morocco, Traverses landscapes simply socko The agricultural economy Suggests the book of Deuteronomy The machine has not replaced the mammal And everything is done by camel. I hope I’ll never learn what flesh I ate that day in Marrakesh, But after struggling with a jawful I thought it tasted humpthing awful.
When George Bernard Shaw visited New Zealand a reporter asked him his impression of the place and, after a pause, Shaw is said to have replied: “Altogether too many sheep.
On Hawaii: The loveliest fleet of islands that lies anchored in any ocean.
