Here’s to bein’ singl – drinkin’ doubles – and seein’ triple!
Anonymous Toast Quotes
Here’s to living single, seeing double and sleeping triple!
To women and horses – And the men that ride them!
There are several good reasons for drinking – and one has just entered my head. If a man can’t drink when he’s living, then how the hell can he drink when he’s dead.
May the ships at sea never be bottoms up.
Four blessings upon you – Older whiskey – Younger women – Faster horses – More money.
Here’s to all of the women who have used me and abused me – And may they continue to do so!
Now, thrice welcome, Christmas! Which brings us good cheer, Mince pies and plum pudding – Strong ale and strong beer!
A Merry Christmas this December – To a lot of folks I don’t remember.
Of all my favorite things to do, the utmost is to have a brew. My love grows for my foamy friend, with each thirst-quenching elbow bend. Beer’s so frothy, smooth and cold – It’s paradise – pure liquid gold. Yes, beer means many things to me – That’s all for now, I gotta pee!
