Here’s to the women in the high-heeled shoes, who smoke men’s fags and drink men’s booze; and when they kiss, they kiss so sweet, they make things stand that have no feet!
Anonymous Toast Quotes
May your Guardian Angel be at your side to pick ya up off the floor and hand ya another cold stout from the store.
Here’s champagne to your real friends – And real pain to your sham friends!
Merry met, and merry part, I drink to thee with all my heart.
Wind to thy wings. Light to thy path. Dreams to thy heart.
Here’s to holly and ivy hanging up, And to something wet in every cup.
Here’s to women’s kisses, and to whiskey, amber clear; not as sweet as a woman’s kiss, but a damn sight more sincere!
Now, thrice welcome, Christmas! Which brings us good cheer, Mince pies and plum pudding – Strong ale and strong beer!
A Merry Christmas this December – To a lot of folks I don’t remember.
Of all my favorite things to do, the utmost is to have a brew. My love grows for my foamy friend, with each thirst-quenching elbow bend. Beer’s so frothy, smooth and cold – It’s paradise – pure liquid gold. Yes, beer means many things to me – That’s all for now, I gotta pee!
